CAPTION THAT! Photo Contest #3

DrLegend

Guild Master
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Greetings everyone,

Your beloved Co-Guild Master is back for a third and final round of the CAPTION THAT! Photo Contest for 2015. There was a lot of great entrants this year and we're hoping you all go off with a bang!

For this final contest we're offering not 1 but 2 chances to woo us with your comedic stylings! You may choose either picture below or both and lay into your fellow guildies like the savages I know you all can be.

As before, the rules are as follows: all you have to do is create a humorous/embarrassing/memorable caption to the photograph below. The best one (chosen by Marcus and DrLegend) will win a $10 gift card to Amazon.com. Only one entry allowed per photo per person.

The contest will end on December 13th at 11:59pm. The winner will be announced on December 14th in this thread.